Bird Balm Inc.

Made with organic cocoa butter with a slight hint of blood orange and vanilla. The Original Bird Balm ($10.00). A potent blend derived from the Chocolate Orange tree, or "Choco-Xowesome" as it is called by the ancient tribes of the region. This elusive tree (L. Birdicus maximus) finds its DNA traced to the Blood Orange tree, the Cocoa tree, the Tea tree, and the lotion tree. Migrating birds travel immense distances to soften their beaks after long stints in the colder regions of the globe. Natives and nomads alike savor the prized nectar for its mystical properties to soothe a calloused soul or weather beaten body. And with good reason. It is long lasting but not greasy, with a warm intriguing aroma upon application that relaxes away, so as not to distract from the everyday chores one must endure to save up for that sacred nest egg. It's really good, and comes in 4 oz. jars.

2.) Bird Bath...and Massage Oil ($10.00). (currently unavailable) For this (slightly less mystical but different than The Original Bird Balm) multi-purpose oil I've infused Grapeseed and Extra-Virgin Olive oil with Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla Beans, and combined that with Jojoba oil and Valencia Orange extract to create a body oil perfect in viscosity and scent for massage. It also works great in the bath and as a deep healing skin treatment. It's really good and comes in 6 oz. jars. Shipping and Handling varies on size and weight. It starts at $4.00. I'll pack 'em up with love and recycled material and give you the best rate I can from the USPS or hand deliver for free if I'm in the area. :)